When social commentator Olaxes Ismail, aka Jaja Kalevu Ichuli, is talking about his erotic fantasies, you may think he memorised a story out of a Nancy Friday book.
The other day he took to TikTok live to share some of his feelings toward some female TV hosts, including Isabella Tugume, Sandra Lian, Mildred Tracy and Lynda Ddane.
“That little Sandra Lian… you feel like you want to go and just tear her little clothes off… the knickers, you just tear them apart,” Ichuli said in a TikTok video.
Lian saw the video and commented: “????”
Continued Ichuli: “Little Sandra Lian, she gave me a hug… and I became angry… there are the likes of [Mildred] Tracy… I reached and asked for Isabella Tugume… There is when I wish God should take me back to a young age… If God could transform me into my version of 2000… all those little girls wouldn’t survive… Survive who?… she plays with whom? That little Sandra Lian, I hear Lynda Ddane.”
During the conversation, Lian, who appeared to be jesting — with a flower in her right hand, said she would want Ichuli to be her Valentine.
“You’ve failed to find youthful men?” Ichuli responded.
“I didn’t fail to find them, but I’ve chosen you,” Lian said before bursting into laughter.
Tracy chimed in: “We want to save you because you also failed to get a woman.”
He then turned to Tracy and gave her four 10K notes. Then turned to Lian again, and handed her two more notes. In total, Lian got 10 while Tracy got five.
Meanwhile, the show centered around preparing people on what to look out for ahead of Valentine’s Day on February 14.
“Women use Valentine’s Day as a weighing scale… What you do for me on Valentine’s will help determine whether we go forward or stop,” Ichuli said.
At some point, Lian noted that some men are given gifts and they regift them to other women.
Ichuli said that it usually happens when a man is in a relationship with a woman richer than him, so he takes her money to a woman who will appreciate his efforts. In other words, some men feel useless in a relationship where they don’t feel like they are bringing much to the table.
